What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:08

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What smell will you never forget?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Then came..
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share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
No way
Why do I want to give up on men?
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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