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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What smell will you never forget?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Then came..

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share office space ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

No way

Why do I want to give up on men?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

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